People who get me know this... don't take me or yourself too seriously, life is too damn short !

My career path... follows the chaos theory !

My spirituality... Not that I don't believe in anything, I'm just too lazy to put in the effort !

Letters after my name... MBA (that seems icky) !

My relationship status... Married !

My relationship saga... Second marriage, one day I woke up and said to wife #1 - who are you? !

My political leanings... slightly left !

My political views... Liberal with libertarian leanings !

A great movie... It's a wonderful life !

An awful movie... Funny games !

A great book... Currently anything by Michael Chabon !

An awful book... Every smarmy business text with fish, cheese, etc. !

A great company... Portillo's Hot Dogs !

An awful company... Starbuck's !

Delicious food... Does it have barbeque sauce? !

Terrible food... Sea Urchin !

Proudest thing I ever did... Went back to school and finished my degrees !

Best time I ever had... Give me a couple of minutes and I'll tell you !

Worst time I ever had... Wow I really hate labeling experiences !

What Ive been up to lately... Playing with my dogs hanging out with the wife on the big green couch. !

What drives me crazy... No ride needed already there !

What makes me glad to be alive... Waking up !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... bald !

Gender... Male !