People who get me know this... I'm offensive and creative like handicap porn. !

My career path... I'm putting the G in audiology !

My spirituality... His name is Michael. He's a collective of deceased souls channeled by hippies in California. Look him up. !

My relationship status... Single !

My relationship saga... "Dawson's Creek" meets "Diaries of a Call Girl" !

My political leanings... far left !

My political views... Typical lefty blue state citizen !

A link to my other profile... http://www.facebook.com/chaseface !

A link to great art... http://www.graceweston.com !

A link to funny video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99tqMp07d3M !

A great song... Chinese by Lily Allen !

A great movie... Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist !

A great book... The Five People You Meet in Heaven !

A great company... This is almost an oxymorn. !

An awful company... This is like fitting a city in a sea shell... !

Delicious food... Hummus !

Terrible food... Anything with a face !

A great website... http://Wikipedia.org !

An awful website... http://FOXnews.com !

Best time I ever had... My 22nd Birthday party: Good drinks, great company, and strippers. !

What Ive been up to lately... Lots of school with work and a social life sprinkled on for good measure. !

What drives me crazy... Ignorance, blind faith, and effort without passion. !

What makes me glad to be alive... Seeing kindness and compassion exhibited by others for selfless and non-commercial reasons. !

I believe this... Leave things better than you found them. !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... I'm a dude. She's a dude. He's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes. Hey! !

Gender... Male !