People who get me know this... I am just fantastic. !

My career path... doesn't exist !

My spirituality... I do not follow religion. !

Letters after my name... i don't get it !

My relationship status... Single !

My relationship saga... a couple girlfriends and a few drunken one night stands. and a hooker cashier !

My political leanings... swing voter !

My political views... Neither side has it completely right and need to stop choosing a side and work together. !

A link to great art... http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1607/crab9ut.jpg !

A link to funny video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI !

A great song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfsB9N2hmiA !

An awful song... anything by britney spears !

A great movie... The Sandlot !

An awful movie... Titanic !

Delicious food... Hamburgers !

A great website... http://www.nocarlno.com !

A great person... Kevin Smith !

An awful person... Spencer Pratt !

Best time I ever had... 1997 Michigan/OSU, 20-14 Michigan. !

Worst time I ever had... 2008 Michigan/Northwestern. I was blackout drunk, it was 33 degrees and raining sideways, I tore my poncho and Michigan lost. !

What Ive been up to lately... Trying to get my life back on track. !

What drives me crazy... Idiots. !

What makes me glad to be alive... My family, football season and tailgating with my peoples, puppies and kittens, delicious food. !

I believe this... Nobody's getting out of here alive !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... White devil. !

Gender... Male !